Let's face it...(part 1)

WHAT THE HELL WERE THE PEOPLE AT THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS FOUNDATION THINKING?!? The grant-making,public charity (formed back in march of 2000) has done a remarkable job utilizing the unique resources of its professional athletes,coaches and staff to help improve the quality of life throughout the columbus community. The Foundation donates time, resources and financial support to organizations committed to meeting the educational, cultural, health and wellness needs of people throughout central Ohio. That's why during all 97.1 fm/Columbus Dispatch family nights this year you can trade your $2 donation for a Blue Jackets "Game Face" ($11 for the set...I got mine for free...don't ask.)! A terrific idea (in theory) to compliment the foundations other programs such as "Rick Bands","Hats for Heroes" and "Stick With Kids". But,they really did not think this thing over before they did it. Putting hockey players life-sized,highly detailed faces on lightweight sticks as souvenirs. It's all right there for you and your children to enjoy. Todd Marchant and his hairy mole ("MOLE! Mooooolllleyyy mmooolllleeeyy mmooolllllley MOLE!"). The detail is so fine you can actually see a booger in David Vyborny's nose! Um,let's not even get into Jody Shelley. Enough said.