HOCKEY GONE WILD: TREVOR LETOWSKI BUYS GIRLY, HOME STUFF!!!

That's right! What is a macho hockey player such as Trevor Letowski doing in a place like Z Gallery buying "girly, home things"? (I was looking into a job...so don't even go there!) The Thunder Bay,Ontario native and his male friend from Toronto waited patiently and said hello to a few fans as the uppity, existentailists at the foo-foo decor store slowly wrapped his girly purchases. The wrapping leads us to believe that the girly items in question were glass. JIMMYWORLD reporters speculate that the four items were, "probably vases...or candleholders...or something really gay like that." Scenarios involving fragrant, sensous candles in their respected holders illuminating a dim lit room, Zima, Sade on the hi-fi and warm, massage oils purchased at the nearby L'Occitane ensued. After struggling to remove the image from our minds we were back to the question at hand, WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS MANLY,MAN...THIS HOCKEY PLAYER DOING WITH HIS "FRIEND" IN A GIRLY HOME STORE BUYING GIRLY HOME STUFF?!?